the performers [act 2]

[stagemanagers]

Angus McFife XII | Anne of Cleves | Ariel | Christine Canigula | Claudine Saijo | Jeremy Heere | Jonny D'Ville | Little Red Riding Hood | Nana Daiba | King Richard | Riley Williams | Santana Lopez | Shilo Wallace | Sigyn | Spinel | Dr. Stephen Browning | Steven Quartz Cutie Pie DeMayo Diamond Universe

Profiles

ANGUS MCFIFE XIII THE ASTRAL FIREMAN Age: 23 Height: 5'9'' Weight: 190 lbs Likes: The kingdom of Fife, steel, flying Dislikes: Zargothrax, goblins, the undead Trivia: Angus once fought an army of demons on Mars.

ANNE OF CLEVES THE CATFISH Age: 42 Height: 4'11'' Weight: 102 lbs Likes: Music, cooking, hunting Dislikes: Divorce, poverty, rumors Trivia: After her divorce, Anne had enough money to wear a new dress each day.

ARIEL (Ah-ree-elle) THE BELOVED Age: Late 20s Height: 5'9'' Weight: 165 lbs Likes: Science, extravagance, opium Dislikes: Ignorance, faith Trivia: Ariel is literally God's favorite child.

CHRISTINE CANIGULA THE LOVE INTEREST Age: 17 Height: 4'11'' Weight: 130 lbs Likes: Theatre, bright colours, funny noises, strong female roles in theatre Dislikes: Mean people, botched adaptations, sitting still Trivia: Christine has a now deactivated supercomputer in her head that appeared to her in the form of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

CLAUDINE SAIJO THE SECOND FIDDLE Age: 17 Height: 5'4'' Weight: 110 lbs Likes: Macarons, sashimi, ballet, singing, Paris Dislikes: Being second best, scary movies, pickled foods Trivia: Claudine's mother is French and her father is Japanese!

JEREMY HEERE THE LOSER/GEEK/WHATEVER Age: 17 Height: 5'10'' Weight: 140 lbs Likes: Video games, retro skates, masturbating Dislikes: People not wearing pants, feeling weird, Mountain Dew Trivia: One time Jeremy paid a shady guy at Payless $400 for a wintergreen tic tac.

JONNY D'VILLE THE FIRST MATE Age: Over 500 Height: 5'7'' Weight: 185 lbs Likes: Gratuitous violence, smoking, the Mechanisms Dislikes: Being called nice, boredom, Dr. Carmilla Trivia: Jonny is wanted in most star systems for nearly every kind of crime.

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD THE WOLF'S DESSERT Age: 15 Height: 5'0'' Weight: 95 lbs Likes: Sweets, untraveled paths, her grandmother Dislikes: Liars, giants Trivia: By itself, her namesake isn't much more than a cute traveling cape, but with the cow as white as milk, the hair as yellow as corn, and the slipper as pure as gold, powerful magic can be cast.

NANA DAIBA THE ENCORE Age: 17 Height: 5'8'' Weight: 125 lbs Likes: Frog stuff, cooking, pork miso soup, the first year performance of Starlight Dislikes: Being alone, tragedies, spicy food Trivia: All her friends call her “Banana” because she’s so sweet and nourishing (and good for stiff shoulders).

KING RICHARD THE TAGALONG Age: 48 Height: 6'1'' Weight: 180 lbs Likes: Food, jokes, music, dragons Dislikes: Exercise, fighting, being disliked Trivia: King Richard was almost executed after an attempted assassination on his much older brother, but was smuggled into exile instead.

RILEY WILLIAMS THE WALLFLOWER Age: 17 Height: 5'2'' Weight: 127 lbs Likes: Cheerleading, togetherness, a solid defense, Cairo Dislikes: Viral videos, conflict, disloyalty, Kate Trivia: As a child, Riley had a persistent stutter.

SANTANA LOPEZ THE CHEERIO Age: 18 Height: 5'5'' Weight: 120 lbs Likes: Breadstix, winning, perfectly timed insults, Alanis Morissette Dislikes: People, goody two-shoes, obscurity Trivia: Has an alter ego named "Snixx."

SHILO WALLACE THE INFECTED Age: 17 Height: 5'1'' Weight: 95 lbs Likes: Bugs, freedom, Nathan Wallace Dislikes: Captivity, the Largo family, Nathan Wallace Trivia: Shilo was once almost heiress to the largest and most successful producer of replacement and designer organs on Earth.

SIGYN THE ASCENDED EXTRA Age: 35 Height: 5'11'' Weight: 180 lbs Likes: Cookies, calm evenings with loved ones, strategy games Dislikes: Colonialism, trains, pickles Trivia: Sigyn is the de-facto leader of a revolution!

SPINEL THE OTHER FRIEND Age: Over 6000 Height: 4'6'' Weight: 90 lbs Likes: Games, Pink Diamond, gardens, entertaining Dislikes: Being left behind, waiting, games Trivia: Spinel can stand still very, very well.

DR. STEPHEN BROWNING THE WILLING PAWN Age: 32 Height: 6'2'' Weight: 180 lbs Likes: Space, freedom of information, Dislikes: His estranged wife, mysteries, assholes Trivia: Stephen has only had one tattoo in his life. He also does not remember getting it.

STEVEN QUARTZ CUTIE PIE DEMAYO DIAMOND UNIVERSE THE B-SIDED Age: 16 Height: 4'8'' Weight: 100 lbs Likes: Music, fry-bits, helping people, his family Dislikes: Being useless, people dying, being disliked, his family Trivia: Steven was once the mascot for his father's car wash in the Beach City Boardwalk parade.

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