1. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".
2. Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
3. French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
4. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
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2. Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
3. French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
4. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
5. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
6. The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
7. Cubed Trousers:A pair of inexplicably square pants.
8. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
9. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!