7. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
8. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
9. Doctor's Costume: The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this?
10. A Law Textbook: A law school textbook, still in the plastic wrap.
11. Red Vines: Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?!
12. The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence.
13. Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
14. Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink!
15. Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.
16. Singing Ginseng Tea: Ginseng tea that really sings! Don't let the tea bags fly away.
17. 76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.
18. Maglite: A pen-sized flashlight. For some reason, the light inside is blue.
19. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.
20. Black Mask: A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
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2. The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive.
3. Amber Chunk: A gnarled chunk of amber. It is incredibly hard and impossible to break by normal means.
4. Efron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. It doesn't say his name, though, so most of you probably won't know who he is anyway.
5. Opera Glasses: A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.
6. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
7. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
8. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
9. Doctor's Costume: The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this?
10. A Law Textbook: A law school textbook, still in the plastic wrap.
11. Red Vines: Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?!
12. The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence.
13. Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
14. Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink!
15. Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.
16. Singing Ginseng Tea: Ginseng tea that really sings! Don't let the tea bags fly away.
17. 76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.
18. Maglite: A pen-sized flashlight. For some reason, the light inside is blue.
19. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.
20. Black Mask: A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.