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It's Curtains Mods ([personal profile] stagemanagers) wrote 2021-06-03 09:31 pm (UTC)

CONGRATULATIONS!

1. Old-timey Radio: A radio with a retro exterior but state-of-the-art technology inside. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work.

2. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.

3. B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?

4. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.

5. Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.

6. Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.

7. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!

8. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.

9. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl!

10. Sandbag: A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds. 

11. Popcorn: Freshly, warm and smelling delicious. It's absolutely edible, but a little oversalted.

12. Utility Belt: A belt perfect for hanging various tools and implements on. It's even got a roll of duct tape already attached!

13. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.

14. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.

15. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".

16. Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!

17. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!

18. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.

19. Target Practice: A target from a shooting range. This one depicts a figure wearing a tall hat of some sort. There's a bullet hole through the head.

20. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, everything's green!

21. Everlasting Gobstobber: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.

22. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?

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