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It's Curtains Mods ([personal profile] stagemanagers) wrote 2021-06-07 04:29 am (UTC)

CONGRATULATIONS

1. Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it.
2. Everlasting Gobstopper: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
3. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?
4. The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".
5. Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!
6. Chocolae Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
7. White Wine: A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of coconut and rose.
8. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
9. Stagehand Clothes: A set of entirely black clothing, including extremely quiet black sneakers. Meant to help you move silently and unseen in the dark.
10. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
11. Proto-Hot Topic Scarf: This red scarf was worn by Varian during his emo villain phase.

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