1. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these. 2. Compact: A small compact mirror for applying makeup on the go. This will always help you look your best! 3. Song Notebook: A notebook full of handwritten musical notation. 4. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that! 5. Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?! 6. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won! 7. Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant". 8. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!! 9. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy". 10. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue... 11. Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you. 12. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns. 13. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green! 14. Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say. 15. Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly. 16. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing. 17. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went? 18. Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all! 19. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin. 20. The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".
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2. Compact: A small compact mirror for applying makeup on the go. This will always help you look your best!
3. Song Notebook: A notebook full of handwritten musical notation.
4. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
5. Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?!
6. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
7. Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".
8. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!
9. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
10. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
11. Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you.
12. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
13. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
14. Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.
15. Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.
16. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
17. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?
18. Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
19. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
20. The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".