1. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~. 2. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound. 3. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy". 4. Black Mask: A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity. 5. Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this. 6. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue... 7. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much. 8. Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry. 9. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards. 10. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing. 11. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places. 12. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that! 13. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests. 14. Target Practice: A target from a shooting range. This one depicts a figure wearing a tall hat of some sort. There's a bullet hole through the head. 15. Iver-Johnson .32: Rubber handles, owls stamped on the sides. It's unloaded. 16. Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one. 17. Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something. 18. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape. 19. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests. 20. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...? 21. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin. 22. Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though. 23. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
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2. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
3. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
4. Black Mask: A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
5. Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.
6. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
7. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
8. Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
9. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
10. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
11. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
12. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
13. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
14. Target Practice: A target from a shooting range. This one depicts a figure wearing a tall hat of some sort. There's a bullet hole through the head.
15. Iver-Johnson .32: Rubber handles, owls stamped on the sides. It's unloaded.
16. Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one.
17. Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
18. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
19. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
20. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
21. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
22. Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.
23. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!