1. Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul. 2. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered. 3. Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good! 4. Dancer's Gel: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places. 5. The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive. 6. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...? 7. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
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2. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
3. Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
4. Dancer's Gel: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
5. The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive.
6. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
7. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.