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It's Curtains Mods ([personal profile] stagemanagers) wrote 2021-06-10 01:59 am (UTC)

1. The Whole Being Clothed Thing: A long coat with vertical black-and-white stripes! It's covered in moss and smells kinda grody.
2. Sandbag: A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.
3. Opera Glasses: A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.
4. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
5. Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?
6. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
7. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".
8. Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!
9. The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".
10. Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.
11. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
12. Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
13. White Wine: A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of grass and honey.
14. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
15. Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!

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