1. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
2. Hot Pocket: A Limited Edition Jean Valjean Memorial Flavor hot pocket! It's fresh out of the microwave, but it will not burn your mouth because it believes in mercy and forgiveness. Apparently the memorial flavor is ham and cheese.
3. Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
4. Edelweiss: A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.
5. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on.
6. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!
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2. Hot Pocket: A Limited Edition Jean Valjean Memorial Flavor hot pocket! It's fresh out of the microwave, but it will not burn your mouth because it believes in mercy and forgiveness. Apparently the memorial flavor is ham and cheese.
3. Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
4. Edelweiss: A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.
5. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on.
6. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!