1. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm. 2. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these. 3. Evil Vibes Roomba: It's just an average roomba, but you can't shake the menacing feeling every time you look at it. 4. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive. 5. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit. 6. White Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them. 7. Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul. 8. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream! 9. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape. 10. Zefron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. He's wearing a Wildcats uniform. 11. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe. 12. Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good! 13. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy". 14. The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive. 15. Coca-cola: An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty! 16. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you. 17. Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one. 18. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns. 19. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy". 20. Engagement Ring: A shimmering diamond ring! Actually, it's cubic zirconium. 21. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips. 22. Hot Pocket: A Limited Edition Jean Valjean Memorial Flavor hot pocket! It's fresh out of the microwave, but it will not burn your mouth because it believes in mercy and forgiveness. Apparently the memorial flavor is licorice. 23. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream! 24. Herbal Tea: A box of herbal tea. It's supposed to be very good for easing stressed vocal chords!
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2. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.
3. Evil Vibes Roomba: It's just an average roomba, but you can't shake the menacing feeling every time you look at it.
4. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
5. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
6. White Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them.
7. Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.
8. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
9. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
10. Zefron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. He's wearing a Wildcats uniform.
11. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.
12. Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
13. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
14. The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive.
15. Coca-cola: An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty!
16. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
17. Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one.
18. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
19. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
20. Engagement Ring: A shimmering diamond ring! Actually, it's cubic zirconium.
21. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
22. Hot Pocket: A Limited Edition Jean Valjean Memorial Flavor hot pocket! It's fresh out of the microwave, but it will not burn your mouth because it believes in mercy and forgiveness. Apparently the memorial flavor is licorice.
23. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
24. Herbal Tea: A box of herbal tea. It's supposed to be very good for easing stressed vocal chords!