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It's Curtains Mods ([personal profile] stagemanagers) wrote 2021-06-17 01:52 am (UTC)

CONGRATULATIONS

1. Iver-Johnson .32: Rubber handles, owls stamped on the sides. It's unloaded.

2. Prop Deer: A life-sized, fake deer. A dark aura lurks behind its plastic eyes.

3. Training Clothes: The clothes Rina wears while doing her idol training. Consists of hoodie, shirt, ruffly skirt, modesty shorts, thigh highs and sneakers with paw prints on the bottom.

4. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!

5. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.

6. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on. [DISCLAIMER: Pajamas do not actually contain lice.]

7. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.

8. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.

9. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!

10. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.

11. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?

12. Star: A diamond-encrusted star with a pearl in the center. Can be worn in single or in multiples-and if you have all 27 you can make them into a diadem for your hair!

13. Maple-Glazed Donut: Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.

14. Cubed Trousers: A pair of inexplicably square pants.

15. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.

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