1. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue... 2. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy". 3. Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you. 4. Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?! 5. Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - " 6. Picture: A group of five teens and one older gentleman, out in the snowy wilderness. You can’t see the old guy’s face well, as he’s walking away, but the teens are all red-faced and tired, but smiling, and- oh, look, there’s Peregrine! 7. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms! 8. Krabby Patty: ~The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here~! 9. Maple-Glazed Donut: Hope you don't get grounded for eating these. 10. Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry. 11. Coca-cola: An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty! 12. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much. 13. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards. 14. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm. 15. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape. 16. Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk. 17. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian. 18. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~. 19. Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say. 20. Everlasting Gobstobber: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller. 21. Crown: A golden crown fit for a king! It's made of plastic, but it would look good on a stage. 22. Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good! 23. Red Wine: A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of friendship and boysenberry. 24. Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of cotton candy Perfect for a sweltering summer day. 25. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green! 26. The Lizards of Oz: A terrarium for all your fuckin' lizards. It's decorated with an Emerald City theme! 27. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe. 28. A Real Live Owl: It's a little brown owl? He's quite well-behaved, if a little confused about how he got here.
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2. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
3. Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you.
4. Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?!
5. Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "
6. Picture: A group of five teens and one older gentleman, out in the snowy wilderness. You can’t see the old guy’s face well, as he’s walking away, but the teens are all red-faced and tired, but smiling, and- oh, look, there’s Peregrine!
7. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms!
8. Krabby Patty: ~The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here~!
9. Maple-Glazed Donut: Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.
10. Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
11. Coca-cola: An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty!
12. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
13. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
14. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
15. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
16. Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
17. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
18. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
19. Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.
20. Everlasting Gobstobber: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
21. Crown: A golden crown fit for a king! It's made of plastic, but it would look good on a stage.
22. Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
23. Red Wine: A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of friendship and boysenberry.
24. Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of cotton candy Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
25. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
26. The Lizards of Oz: A terrarium for all your fuckin' lizards. It's decorated with an Emerald City theme!
27. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.
28. A Real Live Owl: It's a little brown owl? He's quite well-behaved, if a little confused about how he got here.