7. Old-timey Radio: A radio with a retro exterior but state-of-the-art technology inside. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work.
8. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
9. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
10. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
11. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
12. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
13. Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.
14. Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".
15. Mountain Dew: An empty bottle of Mountain Dew. It's okay, you're safe!...wait, are there a few drops left inside?
16. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!
17. Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "
18. Snowgie: A tiny snowman with two coal eyes and stubby little feet, yet no arms. It can fit in the palm of a hand, and is very much alive. Doesn't seem to melt, though, so that's good!
19. Edelweiss: A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.
21. Maple-Glazed Donut: Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.
22. Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
23. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on. [DISCLAIMER: Pajamas do not actually contain lice.]
24. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
25. Iver-Johnson .32: Rubber handles, owls stamped on the sides. It's unloaded.
26. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
27. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
28. The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".
29. French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
30. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
31. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
32. Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.
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2. Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!
3. Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.
4. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
5. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
6. Engagement Ring: A shimmering diamond ring! Actually, it's cubic zirconium.
7. Old-timey Radio: A radio with a retro exterior but state-of-the-art technology inside. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work.
8. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
9. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
10. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
11. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
12. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
13. Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.
14. Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".
15. Mountain Dew: An empty bottle of Mountain Dew. It's okay, you're safe!...wait, are there a few drops left inside?
16. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!
17. Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "
18. Snowgie: A tiny snowman with two coal eyes and stubby little feet, yet no arms. It can fit in the palm of a hand, and is very much alive. Doesn't seem to melt, though, so that's good!
19. Edelweiss: A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.
20. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
21. Maple-Glazed Donut: Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.
22. Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
23. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on. [DISCLAIMER: Pajamas do not actually contain lice.]
24. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
25. Iver-Johnson .32: Rubber handles, owls stamped on the sides. It's unloaded.
26. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
27. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
28. The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".
29. French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
30. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
31. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
32. Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.