1. Spring Wine: A bottle of the goddess Persephone's favorite wine. 2. Crown: A golden crown fit for a king! It's made of plastic, but it would look good on a stage. 3. Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long? 4. Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle. 5. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green! 6. Deep Dish Blueberry Bacon Pie: A thick blueberry pie topped with crumpled with candied bacon on top. It's surprisingly delicious. 7. A Chess Board:A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away. 8. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck. 9. Flannel: It's a black flannel! How comfy and warm! 10. Star Button: A pin that looks like it’s meant to be attached to something on a jacket. It’s made of metal and embossed with a star shape. 11. Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock. 12. Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance! 13. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere. 14. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you. 15. The Prince Who Wanted Everything: The tale of a handsome prince of Lumpy Space who rebels against his wicked parents and learns the value of Not Caring. The cover labels it “A Fionna and Cake Adventure.” 16. Old-timey Radio: A radio with a retro exterior but state-of-the-art technology inside. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work. 17. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms! 18. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!! 19. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees". 20. 76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.
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2. Crown: A golden crown fit for a king! It's made of plastic, but it would look good on a stage.
3. Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?
4. Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.
5. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
6. Deep Dish Blueberry Bacon Pie: A thick blueberry pie topped with crumpled with candied bacon on top. It's surprisingly delicious.
7. A Chess Board:A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
8. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
9. Flannel: It's a black flannel! How comfy and warm!
10. Star Button: A pin that looks like it’s meant to be attached to something on a jacket. It’s made of metal and embossed with a star shape.
11. Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
12. Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!
13. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.
14. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
15. The Prince Who Wanted Everything: The tale of a handsome prince of Lumpy Space who rebels against his wicked parents and learns the value of Not Caring. The cover labels it “A Fionna and Cake Adventure.”
16. Old-timey Radio: A radio with a retro exterior but state-of-the-art technology inside. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work.
17. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms!
18. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!
19. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".
20. 76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.