1. Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout! 2. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you. 3. Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock. 4. Efron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. He's wearing a Wildcats uniform. 5. Snowgie: A tiny snowman with two coal eyes and stubby little feet, yet no arms. It can fit in the palm of a hand, and is very much alive. Doesn't seem to melt, though, so that's good! 7. Pom-poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah! 8. Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it. 9. A Law Textbook: Well worn and marked up in sparkly pink gel pin 10. Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?! 11. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing. 12. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms! 13. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
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2. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
3. Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
4. Efron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. He's wearing a Wildcats uniform.
5. Snowgie: A tiny snowman with two coal eyes and stubby little feet, yet no arms. It can fit in the palm of a hand, and is very much alive. Doesn't seem to melt, though, so that's good!
7. Pom-poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
8. Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it.
9. A Law Textbook: Well worn and marked up in sparkly pink gel pin
10. Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?!
11. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
12. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms!
13. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!