1. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms!
2. The Lizards of Oz: A terrarium for all your fuckin' lizards. It's decorated with an Emerald City theme!
3. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.
4. Star: A diamond-encrusted star with a pearl in the center. Can be worn in single or in multiples-and if you have all 27 you can make them into a diadem for your hair!
5. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
6. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl!
7. Absolut Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
8. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
9. Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.
10. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
11. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
12. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
13. French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
14. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
15. A Little Glass Vial: A little glass vial? A little glass vial!
16. Green Puppet: A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person.
17. The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
18. 76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.
19. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
20. Prop Deer: A life-sized, fake deer. A dark aura lurks behind its plastic eyes.
21. Police Hat: A large bicorne hat. It's pretty cool
22. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
23. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
24. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
25. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
26. The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive.
27. Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
28. Deep Dish Blueberry Bacon Pie: A thick blueberry pie topped with crumpled with candied bacon on top. It's surprisingly delicious.
29. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
30. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
31. Cologne: A fine French cologne with an irresistible, masculine scent.
32. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
33. The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
34. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all.
35. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
36. Pom-poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
37. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
38. Pink's Flowers: A bouquet of pink hollyhocks! Fresh from the garden.
39. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".
40. Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of blackberry. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.