1. Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them. 2. Souvenir Tumbler: A glass tumbler with a logo etched on the outside. 3. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook. 4. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~. 5. Pom-poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah! 6. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful. 7. Bud Light Straw-ber-ita: It’s a margarita in a can! Made from bud-lite. Not super tasty, but it’s got an 8% alcohol content. A favorite of underage drinkers. 8. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it! 9. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all. 10. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin. 11. Kakia-brand Cigarettes: A mostly empty pack of the most popular brand of cigarettes in the City. They smell like nicotine and regret and even worse when they’re lit. 12. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it! 13. Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!
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2. Souvenir Tumbler: A glass tumbler with a logo etched on the outside.
3. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.
4. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
5. Pom-poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
6. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
7. Bud Light Straw-ber-ita: It’s a margarita in a can! Made from bud-lite. Not super tasty, but it’s got an 8% alcohol content. A favorite of underage drinkers.
8. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
9. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all.
10. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
11. Kakia-brand Cigarettes: A mostly empty pack of the most popular brand of cigarettes in the City. They smell like nicotine and regret and even worse when they’re lit.
12. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
13. Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!