1. Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul. 2. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away. 3. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl! 4. Old-Timey Radio: A radio with a retro exterior but state-of-the-art technology inside. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work. 5. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive. 6. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered. 7. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream! 8. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. 9. Everlasting Gobstopper: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller. 10. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered. 11. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all. 12. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green! 13. Turn Off The Lawsuit: A plastic neck brace with a an almost illegible signature starting with a "P" (but maybe an "R") scribbled on it in black sharpie. 14. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms! 15. Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant". 16. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue... 17. Pheasant: Cooked to perfection for a Queen-- still on the bone. 18. Kakia-brand Cigarettes: A mostly empty pack of the most popular brand of cigarettes in the City. They smell like nicotine and regret and even worse when they’re lit. 19. Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder? 20. Crown: A golden crown fit for a king! It's made of plastic, but it would look good on a stage. 21. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away. 22. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!! 23. Loaf of Bread: A loaf of French bread. Worth nineteen years of hard labor! 24. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape. 25. Police Letter: A letter addressed to Inspector Javert. It says that Jean Valjean has turned himself in. 26. Mountain Dew Red: Hey, wasn't this discontinued? Where'd this come from, the back room of Spencer's? 27. Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it. 28. Fake Mustache: A black fake mustache, perfect for stalking the girl you love.
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2. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
3. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl!
4. Old-Timey Radio: A radio with a retro exterior but state-of-the-art technology inside. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work.
5. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
6. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
7. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
8. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home.
9. Everlasting Gobstopper: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
10. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
11. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all.
12. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
13. Turn Off The Lawsuit: A plastic neck brace with a an almost illegible signature starting with a "P" (but maybe an "R") scribbled on it in black sharpie.
14. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms!
15. Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".
16. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
17. Pheasant: Cooked to perfection for a Queen-- still on the bone.
18. Kakia-brand Cigarettes: A mostly empty pack of the most popular brand of cigarettes in the City. They smell like nicotine and regret and even worse when they’re lit.
19. Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
20. Crown: A golden crown fit for a king! It's made of plastic, but it would look good on a stage.
21. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
22. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!
23. Loaf of Bread: A loaf of French bread. Worth nineteen years of hard labor!
24. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
25. Police Letter: A letter addressed to Inspector Javert. It says that Jean Valjean has turned himself in.
26. Mountain Dew Red: Hey, wasn't this discontinued? Where'd this come from, the back room of Spencer's?
27. Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it.
28. Fake Mustache: A black fake mustache, perfect for stalking the girl you love.