1. Fish: It's a dead fish. 2. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful. 3. Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one. 4. Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of mango. Perfect for a sweltering summer day. 5. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that! 6. Pheasant: Cooked to perfection for a Queen-- still on the bone. 7. Green Puppet: A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person. 8. Silver Candlesticks: A pair of well-polished silver candlesticks. 9. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian. 10. Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah! 11. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on. [DISCLAIMER: Pajamas do not actually contain lice.] 12. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck. 13. Efron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. He's wearing a Wildcats uniform. 14. Cubed Trousers: A pair of inexplicably square pants. 15. Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though. 16. Stuffed Rabbit: Aw, look how...cute? Available in a variety of colors. This one is grey! 17. Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout! 18. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves. 19. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere. 20. Harmonica: A silver harmonica. 21. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children! 22. Cheerleading Uniform:An orange-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the mighty Tigers logo. Represent Giles Cory High with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom poms! 23. Cologne: A fine French cologne with an irresistible, masculine scent. 24. Snowgie: A tiny snowman with two coal eyes and stubby little feet, yet no arms. It can fit in the palm of a hand, and is very much alive. Doesn't seem to melt, though, so that's good! 25. 76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip. 26. Letter: A letter, dated 1804, ends with "The consolations of Religion, my beloved, can alone support you; and these you have a right to enjoy. Fly to the bosom of your God and be comforted. With my last idea; I shall cherish the sweet hope of meeting you in a better world. Adieu best of wives and best of Women. Embrace all my darling Children for me.”
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2. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
3. Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one.
4. Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of mango. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
5. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
6. Pheasant: Cooked to perfection for a Queen-- still on the bone.
7. Green Puppet: A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person.
8. Silver Candlesticks: A pair of well-polished silver candlesticks.
9. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
10. Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
11. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on. [DISCLAIMER: Pajamas do not actually contain lice.]
12. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
13. Efron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. He's wearing a Wildcats uniform.
14. Cubed Trousers: A pair of inexplicably square pants.
15. Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.
16. Stuffed Rabbit: Aw, look how...cute? Available in a variety of colors. This one is grey!
17. Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!
18. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
19. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.
20. Harmonica: A silver harmonica.
21. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!
22. Cheerleading Uniform:An orange-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the mighty Tigers logo. Represent Giles Cory High with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom poms!
23. Cologne: A fine French cologne with an irresistible, masculine scent.
24. Snowgie: A tiny snowman with two coal eyes and stubby little feet, yet no arms. It can fit in the palm of a hand, and is very much alive. Doesn't seem to melt, though, so that's good!
25. 76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.
26. Letter: A letter, dated 1804, ends with "The consolations of Religion, my beloved, can alone support you; and these you have a right to enjoy. Fly to the bosom of your God and be comforted. With my last idea; I shall cherish the sweet hope of meeting you in a better world. Adieu best of wives and best of Women. Embrace all my darling Children for me.”