1. Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good! 2. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green! 3. Cafe Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk. 4. Singing Ginseng Tea : Ginseng tea that really sings! Don't let the tea bags fly away. 5. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves. 6. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook. 7. The Lizards of Oz: A terrarium for all your fuckin' lizards. It's decorated with an Emerald City theme! 8. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm. 9. Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance! 10. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive. 11. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling. 12. Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it. 13. Box of Macarons: Perfect for sharing with friends! 14. The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal. 15. B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for? 16. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit. 17. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound. 18. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that! 19. Shackles: A pair of worn iron shackles. They're very heavy, but there's no key to lock them with. 20. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips. 21. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy". 22. Striped Coralroot: A potted flower. It can't give you any answers. 23. Sparkling Cider: Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles. 24. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive. 25. Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you. 26. Signal Flare: A flare gun loaded with a single flare. It is labelled "Property of Whitetail Sherriff's Dept". 27. The Whole Being Clothed Thing: A long coat with vertical black-and-white stripes! It's covered in moss and smells kinda grody. 28. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these. 29. Loaf of Bread: A loaf of French bread. Worth nineteen years of hard labor! 30. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian. 31. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won! 32. 76 Trombones: FUCKING RIP IN HELL I GUESS DAMN!!!
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2. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
3. Cafe Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
4. Singing Ginseng Tea : Ginseng tea that really sings! Don't let the tea bags fly away.
5. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
6. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.
7. The Lizards of Oz: A terrarium for all your fuckin' lizards. It's decorated with an Emerald City theme!
8. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
9. Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!
10. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
11. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
12. Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it.
13. Box of Macarons: Perfect for sharing with friends!
14. The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
15. B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?
16. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
17. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
18. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
19. Shackles: A pair of worn iron shackles. They're very heavy, but there's no key to lock them with.
20. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
21. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
22. Striped Coralroot: A potted flower. It can't give you any answers.
23. Sparkling Cider: Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles.
24. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
25. Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you.
26. Signal Flare: A flare gun loaded with a single flare. It is labelled "Property of Whitetail Sherriff's Dept".
27. The Whole Being Clothed Thing: A long coat with vertical black-and-white stripes! It's covered in moss and smells kinda grody.
28. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.
29. Loaf of Bread: A loaf of French bread. Worth nineteen years of hard labor!
30. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
31. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
32. 76 Trombones: FUCKING RIP IN HELL I GUESS DAMN!!!