1. Cookie Cat: HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND!!! 2. Red Vines: Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?! 3. Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout! 4. Golden Slippers: The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them. 5. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin. 6. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue... 7. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered. 8. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these. 9. Loaf of Bread: A loaf of French bread. Worth nineteen years of hard labor! 10. Turn Off the Lawsuit: A plastic neck brace with a an almost illegible signature starting with a "P" (but maybe an "R") scribbled on it in black sharpie. 11. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling. 12. Sonic the Hedgehog Plush: An almost life size plush of Sega's famous mascot. The kind of plush you'd win at an arcade... or be given if you were voted the Sega Staff Image Girl. 13. Men's Suit - An expertly-tailored pinstriped charcoal grey suit, similar to those worn by lawyers, except this one comes with red pinstripes and matching pocket square. The pinstripes look like they sparkle when the light hits them right. 14. Krabby Patty: ~The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here~! 15. Tom Jones Cutout: Place him in front of a mic for an instant guest performer. Warm the audience up with a beautiful recording of "Delilah"! 16. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian. 17. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all. 18. Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock. 19. Slushie: A bright red slushie. It'd be a shame if this got on anything. 20. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound. 21. Raoul's Top Hat: A shiny black top hat. Looks expensive! 22. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
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2. Red Vines: Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?!
3. Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!
4. Golden Slippers: The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them.
5. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
6. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
7. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
8. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.
9. Loaf of Bread: A loaf of French bread. Worth nineteen years of hard labor!
10. Turn Off the Lawsuit: A plastic neck brace with a an almost illegible signature starting with a "P" (but maybe an "R") scribbled on it in black sharpie.
11. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
12. Sonic the Hedgehog Plush: An almost life size plush of Sega's famous mascot. The kind of plush you'd win at an arcade... or be given if you were voted the Sega Staff Image Girl.
13. Men's Suit - An expertly-tailored pinstriped charcoal grey suit, similar to those worn by lawyers, except this one comes with red pinstripes and matching pocket square. The pinstripes look like they sparkle when the light hits them right.
14. Krabby Patty: ~The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here~!
15. Tom Jones Cutout: Place him in front of a mic for an instant guest performer. Warm the audience up with a beautiful recording of "Delilah"!
16. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
17. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all.
18. Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
19. Slushie: A bright red slushie. It'd be a shame if this got on anything.
20. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
21. Raoul's Top Hat: A shiny black top hat. Looks expensive!
22. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.