merchandise booth (regains)

[stagemanagers]

So what is this?
The Concession Stand located in the eastern hallway also sells show merchandise! This is a place where characters can obtain items, both strange and familiar! ICly, characters will wake up to find coins deposited on their vanity from time to time. These can be traded here for a randomly selected item.

What are these coins?
ICly, they’re just unmarked coins of no recognizable origin. OOCly, coins are awarded for every five comments from your character in a thread. Multiple increments in one thread for multiple coins ARE allowed up to five, or 25 comments!

Any threads between player characters that do not take place during investigations, trials and motive announcements are eligible for a coin. Threads with mod NPCs such as the showrunner are eligible for coins as well, but the one catch to this is that private conversations and letters do not count – the thread must take place in public

Why should I buy your weird merch?
What, besides cool new stuff? Well, okay.

This is where you have the chance to get those five regains you put down in your app. It's all up to the RNG, of course, and you may even end up getting someone else's belongings instead. You’ve got a 10% chance of getting a regain, yours or someone else’s, with every coin submitted, so keep those threads a-comin’!

Renewable items?
One out of your five items can be renewable – that is, they have the potential to come out of the booth more than one time. They can be consumable things like food, candy, liquor or cigarettes; they can also be things like yarn, socks, whatever you like!

Do coins expire? Do my coins have to be from this week?
Eligible threads don't expire! For example, you can still submit week 1 and intro log threads after week 1 ends.

My threadmate turned in our thread already. Do I have to turn it in too to get a coin?
Yep!

The character I was threading with died. Can I still get paid for interacting with them?
WHY NOT. Dead characters can no longer redeem coins, but you living do whatever you want.

I have a thread with an NPC. Can I submit that too?
Yes! As long as it's in a public post (ex. a weekly log or afterparty) those are acceptable.

What’s this I hear about song rewards?
Excellent question! Threads which include a song can be redeemed for one additional free coin! Only song participants get this bonus, so if your character didn’t sing, the thread will be worth the normal amount of coins. On the other hand, all song participants get a bonus, so a duet will result in extra coins for both performers!

When you have a thread long enough to be redeemed, comment below with a link to the thread. Please include the number of comments and, if possible, number of total coins from your character in each thread you submit. The mods will respond with sweet loot accordingly.

Comments

[yourattention]

benjamin (10, 2)
varian (10, 2)
maya (10, 2)
elle (10, 2)
eurydice (6, 1)

= 9 total

[stagemanagers]

1. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
2. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
3. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
4. Black Mask: A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
5. Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.
6. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
7. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
8. Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
9. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
10. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
11. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
12. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
13. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
14. Target Practice: A target from a shooting range. This one depicts a figure wearing a tall hat of some sort. There's a bullet hole through the head.
15. Iver-Johnson .32: Rubber handles, owls stamped on the sides. It's unloaded.
16. Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one.
17. Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
18. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
19. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
20. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
21. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
22. Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.
23. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!

[stagemanagers]

1. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.
2. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
3. Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you.
4. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
5. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
6. Pom-poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
7. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
8. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
9. Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.

[stagemanagers]

1. Red Wine: A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of oak and maple.
2. Sandbag: A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.
3. B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?
4. Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.

[stagemanagers]

1. Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.
2. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
3. Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
4. Dancer's Gel: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
5. The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive.
6. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
7. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.

[stagemanagers]

1. Stagehand Clothes: A set of entirely black clothing, including extremely quiet black sneakers. Meant to help you move silently and unseen in the dark.
2. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
3. Maple-Glazed Donut: Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.
4. 76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.
5. Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.
6. Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.
7. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
8. B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?
9. Golden Slippers: The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them.
10. Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
11. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Spongebob - 5 comments - 1 coin
Discord - 5 comments - 1 coin
Orpheus - 5 comments - 1 coin
Mumble - 5 comments - 1 coin
Elle - 5 comments - 1 coin
Peregrine - 5 comments - 1 coin
Maya - 5 comments - 1 coin
Angus - 5 comments - 1 coin
Discord - 5 comments - 1 coin

Total: 9 coins

[stagemanagers]

1. Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of cherry. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
2. Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".
3. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
4. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
5. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
6. 76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.
7. Doctor's Costume: The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this?
8. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
9. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
10. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.
11. Golden Slippers: The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them.
12. Old-Timey Radio: A radio with a retro exterior but state-of-the-art technology inside. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work.
13. Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.
14. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
15. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
16. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
17. Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.
18. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
19. Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?!
20. Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.
21. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
22. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.
23. Sparkling Cider: Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles.
24. Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".

2. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.

3. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.

4. Mountain Dew: An empty bottle of Mountain Dew. It's okay, you're safe!...wait, are there a few drops left inside?

5. Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.

6. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.

7. Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.

8. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.

9. Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!

10. The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive.

11. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.

12. Theatre Script: A well-worn copy of a script titled “Starlight.” It has the name Maya Tendo written on it.

13. Harmonica: A silver harmonica.

14. Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?!

15. Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?

16. Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".

17. Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!

18. iPhone 6S in Rice: It’s in a black case with pink polka dots— but that doesn’t seem like it was enough to protect it. It has a large crack down the screen, and won’t turn on. Also it’s in rice.

19. The Lizards of Oz: A terrarium for all your fuckin' lizards. It's decorated with an Emerald City theme!

20. Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.

21. Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink!

22. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".

23. Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!

[stagemanagers]

1. The Whole Being Clothed Thing: A long coat with vertical black-and-white stripes! It's covered in moss and smells kinda grody.
2. Sandbag: A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.
3. Opera Glasses: A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.
4. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
5. Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?
6. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
7. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".
8. Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!
9. The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".
10. Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.
11. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
12. Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
13. White Wine: A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of grass and honey.
14. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
15. Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!

[samefacesyndrome]

Maya - 6 comments (1 coin)
Orpheus - 5 comments including top level (1 coin)
Varian - 7 comments (1 coin)
Salieri - 6 comments (1 coin)
Janis - 5 comments (1 coin)
Sweeney - 5 comments (1 coin)

Total: 6 coins

[brokeforgood]

Salieri - 17 comments + singing = 4 coins
Maya - 13 comments, = 3 coins
Connor - 5 comments = 1 coin
B - 5 comments = 1 coin


9 coins

[stagemanagers]

1. Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.
2. Opera Glasses: A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.
3. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
4. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
5. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!
6. Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.
7. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.
8. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on.
9. Meat Pie: One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?
10. The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive.
11. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!
12. Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
13. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
14. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
15. Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink!
16. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
17. Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.
18. Doctor's Costume: The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this?
19. Everlasting Gobstopper: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
20. Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
21. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
22. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
23. Golden Slippers: The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them.
24. Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.
25. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
26. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
27. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
28. The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence.
29. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
30. Popcorn: Freshly, warm and smelling delicious. It's absolutely edible, but a little oversalted.
31. Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you.
32. Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".
33. Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of blueberry. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.

[stagemanagers]

1. Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
2. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
3. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
4. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
5. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.
6. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on.
7. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!
8. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!
9. The Lizards of Oz: A terrarium for all your fuckin' lizards. It's decorated with an Emerald City theme!
10. Gorgeous Breastplate: A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Utility Belt: A belt perfect for hanging various tools and implements on. It's even got a roll of duct tape already attached!

2. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".

3. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.

4. Opera Glasses: A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.

5. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.

6. Maleficent Costume: This is. This is just papier-mache Maleficent horns. How low-effort can you go for a costume?

7. Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.

8. Mozart Kugein: Some kind of little candies with Mozart's face on the wrapper.

9. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.

10. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.

11. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.

12. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.

13. Coca-cola: An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty!

14. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?

15. Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one.

16. Black Mask: A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.

17. Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!

18. Deep Dish Blueberry Bacon Pie: A thick blueberry pie topped with crumpled with candied bacon on top. It's surprisingly delicious.

19. Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.

20. Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.

21. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!

22. Popcorn: Freshly, warm and smelling delicious. It's absolutely edible, but a little oversalted.

23. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. White Wine: A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of peach and sadness.

2. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.

3. The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".

4. Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.

5. Red Poppy Flower: A living red poppy.

6. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!

7. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.

8. Bandage Wrap: A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.

9. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.

[stagemanagers]

1. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.

2. Hot Pocket: A Limited Edition Jean Valjean Memorial Flavor hot pocket! It's fresh out of the microwave, but it will not burn your mouth because it believes in mercy and forgiveness. Apparently the memorial flavor is ham and cheese.

3. Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!

4. Edelweiss: A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.

5. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on.

6. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!

[employeeoftheyear]

Maya - 5 comments = 1 coin
Varian + tl - 5 comments = 1 coin
Sissi + tl - 5 comments = 1 coin
Benjamin - 5 comments = 1 coin
LSP - 5 comments = 1 coin
Varian - 5 comments = 1 coin
Mumble - 5 comments = 1 coin
Angus - 5 comments = 1 coin
LSP + tl - 5 comments = 1 coin
Orpheus - 5 comments = 1 coin
Varian - 5 comments = 1 coin
Balladeer - 5 comments + song = 2 coins

Total coins = 13

[stagemanagers]

1. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.

2. Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "

3. Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you.

4. Red Wine: A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of grape and grape.

5. Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.

6. The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".

7. Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?

8. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!

9. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.

2. Maple-Glazed Donut: Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.

3. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".

4. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.

5. The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence.

6. Crystals: You've found your frequency! These pretty rainbow crystals speak to you. What do they say? "Buy more crystals."

7. I Wrote A Book: A book about the art of seduction and workin’ those lumps. The ones on the inside, those are the most important.

8. Black Mask:A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.

9. Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.

10. The Whole Being Clothed Thing: A long coat with vertical black-and-white stripes! It's covered in moss and smells kinda grody.

11. Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!

12. Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.

13. Hot Pocket: A Limited Edition Jean Valjean Memorial Flavor hot pocket! It's fresh out of the microwave, but it will not burn your mouth because it believes in mercy and forgiveness. Apparently the memorial flavor is cheese.

14. B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?

15. Barber's Tools: A bowl for shaving suds, shaving soap, a shaving brush, and leather strop, as well as an array of combs and scissors and a bottle of aftershave. In the right hands, they can produce the best shave and a haircut in London.

16. Popcorn: Freshly, warm and smelling delicious. It's absolutely edible, but a little oversalted.

17. The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.

18. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.

19. Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.

20. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.

21. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.

22. Bud Light Straw-ber-ita: It’s a margarita in a can! Made from bud-lite. Not super tasty, but it’s got an 8% alcohol content. A favorite of underage drinkers.

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.

2. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.

3. Cubed Trousers: A pair of inexplicably square pants.

4. White Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them.

5. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!

6. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!

7. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.

8. Bandage Wrap: A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.

9. Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!

10. Engagement Ring: A shimmering diamond ring! Actually, it's cubic zirconium.

11. Stuffed Penguin: A small knit penguin plush, with a little crown and powder-blue cape - which seems to be made of a child's glove. It's got a couple of cute button eyes, but one seems to be hanging on by barely a thread.

12. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!

13. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!

[wanderlusttitania]

Balladeer - 5 comments/1 coin
Spongebob - 5 comments/1 coin
Longacre Commonality (Elle, Eurydice, Cassandra) - 5 comments/1 coin
McFife - 5 comments/1 coin
Orpheus - 15 comments/3 coins
Connor - 5 comments/1 coin
Gal pals (Janis, Maya, LSP) - 5 comments/1 coin
Benjamin - 5 comments/1 coin

= 10 coins!

[violentenvies]

Mumble (sob) 5 comments/ 1 coin
Spongebob 5 comments/ 1 coin
The Balladeer 15 comments/3 coins
Varian 5 comments/1 coin
Maya 10 comments/2 coins
The Balladeer 5 comments/ 1 coin
Discord 15 comments/3 coins
Maya + The Balladeer + Connor 5 comments/1 coin
Sissi 5 comments/1 coin
Sissi 5 comments/1 coin

Varian 5 comments/1 coin
Cassandra 5 comments/1 coin
Elsa 5 comments/1 coin
Orpheus 5 comments/1 coin
Varian 5 comments/1 coin
Benjamin 5 comments/1 coin

Ttl coins: 21

[themuseabandonsyou]

Elisabeth | 5 new comments | 1 coin
Peregrine | 15 new comments | 3 coins
Mumble | 5 new comments | 1 coin
Varian | 5 new comments | 1 coin
Antonio Salieri | 5 new comments | 1 coin
Discord | 5 new comments | 1 coin
Angus McFife XIII | 5 new comments + singing | 2 coins
Benjamin Barker | 5 comments | 1 coin
Motive Meeting (group) | 10 comments | 2 coins
Mumble | 5 comments | 1 coin
Peregrine | 10 comments | 2 coins
The Balladeer | 5 comments | 1 coin
The SQUIP | 5 comments | 1 coin
[ minus two, given to Mumble to pay the ferryman ]

Total: 16

[mayavericks]

Peregrine- 15 new comments = 3 coins
Salieri - 5 new comments = 1 coin
Balladeer- 15 comments = 3 coins
Angus- 5 comments = 1 coins
Discord- 5 new comments = 1 coins
Cassandra- 7 comments = 1 coins
Angus- 10 comments = 2 coins
Varian- 5 comments = 1 coins
Discord- 5 comments = 1 coins
Peregrine- 15 comments + Singing = 4 coins
SQUIP- 15 comments + Singing = 4 coins
Peregrine - 15 comments + Singing = 4 coins (I swear this is a different thread)
= 26 coins