merchandise booth (regains)

[stagemanagers]

So what is this?
The Concession Stand located in the eastern hallway also sells show merchandise! This is a place where characters can obtain items, both strange and familiar! ICly, characters will wake up to find coins deposited on their vanity from time to time. These can be traded here for a randomly selected item.

What are these coins?
ICly, they’re just unmarked coins of no recognizable origin. OOCly, coins are awarded for every five comments from your character in a thread. Multiple increments in one thread for multiple coins ARE allowed up to five, or 25 comments!

Any threads between player characters that do not take place during investigations, trials and motive announcements are eligible for a coin. Threads with mod NPCs such as the showrunner are eligible for coins as well, but the one catch to this is that private conversations and letters do not count – the thread must take place in public

Why should I buy your weird merch?
What, besides cool new stuff? Well, okay.

This is where you have the chance to get those five regains you put down in your app. It's all up to the RNG, of course, and you may even end up getting someone else's belongings instead. You’ve got a 10% chance of getting a regain, yours or someone else’s, with every coin submitted, so keep those threads a-comin’!

Renewable items?
One out of your five items can be renewable – that is, they have the potential to come out of the booth more than one time. They can be consumable things like food, candy, liquor or cigarettes; they can also be things like yarn, socks, whatever you like!

Do coins expire? Do my coins have to be from this week?
Eligible threads don't expire! For example, you can still submit week 1 and intro log threads after week 1 ends.

My threadmate turned in our thread already. Do I have to turn it in too to get a coin?
Yep!

The character I was threading with died. Can I still get paid for interacting with them?
WHY NOT. Dead characters can no longer redeem coins, but you living do whatever you want.

I have a thread with an NPC. Can I submit that too?
Yes! As long as it's in a public post (ex. a weekly log or afterparty) those are acceptable.

What’s this I hear about song rewards?
Excellent question! Threads which include a song can be redeemed for one additional free coin! Only song participants get this bonus, so if your character didn’t sing, the thread will be worth the normal amount of coins. On the other hand, all song participants get a bonus, so a duet will result in extra coins for both performers!

When you have a thread long enough to be redeemed, comment below with a link to the thread. Please include the number of comments and, if possible, number of total coins from your character in each thread you submit. The mods will respond with sweet loot accordingly.

Comments

[mcfife]

Orpheus 15 comments = 3 coins
Orpheus 2 15 comments + song = 4 coins
Farrah, Elle 5 comments = 1 coin
Elle 5 comments = 1 coin
Sponge 5 comments = 1 coin
Elle 2 5 comments + song = 2 coins
Spongebob 10 comments = 2 coins
Benji 5 comments + song = 2 coins
Elsa 5 comments = 1 coin
Farrah 5 comments = 1 coin
LSP 5 comments (including toplevel) = 1 coin
Peregrine 5 comments = 1 coin
LSP 5 comments = 1 coin
Maya 5 comments + song = 2 coins
Possession (everyone honestly) 25 comments = 5 coins
LSP 5 comments + song = 2 coins
Peregrine 5 comments = 1 coin

Total: 31 coins

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Turn Off the Lawsuit: A plastic neck brace with a an almost illegible signature starting with a "P" (but maybe an "R") scribbled on it in black sharpie.
2. Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
3. Green Puppet: A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person.
4. Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?
5. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
6. Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink!
7. Neeps and Tatties: A Scottish comfort dish of mashed turnips and potatoes with herbs.
8. Crown: A golden crown fit for a king! It's made of plastic, but it would look good on a stage.
9. Bandage Wrap: A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.
10. Herbal Tea: A box of herbal tea. It's supposed to be very good for easing stressed vocal chords!
11. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
12. Full of Beans: A can with a simple blue label, with blue lettering on a white field. It is, as the label implies, full of beans.
13. Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.
14. Cubed Trousers: A pair of inexplicably square pants.
15. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
16. Gorgeous Breastplate: A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons
17. Utility Belt: A belt perfect for hanging various tools and implements on. It's even got a roll of duct tape already attached!
18. Edelweiss: A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.
19. Old-timey Radio: A radio with a retro exterior but state-of-the-art technology inside. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work.
20. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl!
21. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
22. Tom Jones Cutout: Place him in front of a mic for an instant guest performer. Warm the audience up with a beautiful recording of "Delilah"!
23. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?
24. Prop Deer: A life-sized, fake deer. A dark aura lurks behind its plastic eyes.
25. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.
26. Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.
27. The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence.
28. Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".
29. French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
30. Crystals: You've found your frequency! These pretty purple, blue and pink crystals speak to you. What do they say? "Buy more crystals."
31. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
32. Purple Colored Contact: Just what you need to change your boring eyes to something beautiful and ideal! Unfortunately, it’s a single, not a set… One’s better than none, right?

[comeandfindme]

With Discord - 5 comments = 1 coin
With Salieri - 10 comments = 2 coins
With Discord - 5 comments = 1 coin
With Eurydice - 5 comments = 1 coin
With Salieri - 10 comments = 2 coins
With Cassandra - 10 comments = 2 coins
with Eurydice - 5 comments = 1 coin
With Janis - 10 comments = 1 coin
With Maya - 15 comments + song = 4 coins
With Orpheus - 15 comments = 3 coins
With Spongebob (including toplevel) - 5 comments = 1 coin
With Spongebob - 10 comments = 2 coins
With Howl? - 5 comments = 1 coin
With Janis - 10 comments + song = 3 coins
With Brett?? - 5 comments = 1 coin | 26
With Elle - 15 comments = 3 coins
With Farrah 10 comments + song = 3 coins

Total: 32 coins

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Elsa - 10 tags - 2 coins
Peregrine - 10 comments - 2 coins
Elle - 5 comments - 1 coin
Orpheus - 5 comments - 1 coin

Total: 6 coins

[barberic]

With Angus (1)
With Antonio (3)
With Peregrine (2)
With Maya + toplevel (2)
With Farrah + singing (3)
With Maya + singing (2)
With Eurydice + singing in tl (2)
With Orpheus + singing in tl (2)
With Orpheus (1)
With Elle (1)
With Maya (1)
With Farrah + singing (3)
With Maya + singing (2)
With Angus (1)

Total: 26

[fourbutts]

Peregrine (25 comments / 5 coins)
Maya (10 comments / 2 coins)
Farrah (10 comments w top / 2 coins)
Elsa (5 comments / 1 coin)
Cass (5 comments / 1 coin)
Per+Maya (10 comments+singing / 3 coins)
Peregrine (25 comments+singing / 6 coins)
Hester (10 comments / 2 coins)

TOTAL: 22 coins

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
2. Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!
3. Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of red. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
4. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
5. Red Wine: A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of beef and beets.
6. Harmonica: A silver harmonica.
7. Large White Feather: Far too large for a bird, this feather -- though perhaps once white -- has lost most of its angelic luster
8. Iver-Johnson .32: Rubber handles, owls stamped on the sides. It's unloaded.
9. Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".
10. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
11. Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one.
12. Star Button: A pin that looks like it’s meant to be attached to something on a jacket. It’s made of metal and embossed with a star shape.
13. Hot Pocket: A Limited Edition Jean Valjean Memorial Flavor hot pocket! It's fresh out of the microwave, but it will not burn your mouth because it believes in mercy and forgiveness. Apparently the memorial flavor is s'more.
14. Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
15. Incognito Hat: A brown cap. It's very inconspicuous.
16. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.
17. Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it.
18. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on. [DISCLAIMER: Pajamas do not actually contain lice.]
19. Sparkling Cider: Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles.
20. Band-aids: A box of Band-aids.
21. Backpack: A basic purple backpack, perfect for carrying your things should you have to escape an arranged marriage or go to school! Smells slightly singed.
22. Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?!
23. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
24. Printed Email: Who wrote this shit? It sounds like Air Supply and it's addressed to Connor Murphy.
25. The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
26. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
27. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
28. Mozart Kugein: Some kind of little candies with Mozart's face on the wrapper.
29. Mini Telescope: A miniature radio telescope. Cute, but kind of cheap; mind the sharp plastic bits.
30. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
31. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
2. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
3. Everlasting Gobstobber: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
4. Maple-Glazed Donut: Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.
5. B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?
6. Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!
7. Doctor's Costume: The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this?
8. Bud Light Straw-ber-ita: It’s a margarita in a can! Made from bud-lite. Not super tasty, but it’s got an 8% alcohol content. A favorite of underage drinkers.
9. Red Scarf: A well-loved red scarf, about the right size for a child. Smells very slightly of sea salt.
10. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".
11. Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
12. White Wine: A fine white wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Sauvion Palais Garnier". It has notes of pink and lemons.
13. Souvenir Tumbler: A glass tumbler with a logo etched on the outside.
14. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
15. Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.
16. Engagement Ring: A diamond engagement ring.

[comeandfindme]

With Hester - 10 comments = 2 coins
With Janis - 25 comments + song = 6 coins
with Maya - 10 comments = 2 coins
With Spongebob - 15 comments = 3 coins
With Janis and Maya - 10 comments = 2 coins
With Janis and Maya - 10 comments + song = 3 coins
With Maya - 5 comments = 1 coin
With Angus - 5 comments = 1 coin
With Janis - 25 comments = 5 coins
With Angus - 5 comments = 1 coin
Meeting Possession! - 20 comments = 4 coins
With Benji - 5 comments = 1 coin
With Salieri - 10 comments = 2 coins
With Salieri - 5 comments = 1 coin
With Salieri - 5 comments = 1 coin
With Varian - 5 comments = 1 coin
I'm just popping the Nana Meeting here ok - 20 comments = 4 coins

Total: 40 coins im so sorry

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Yellow Scarf: The perfect thing for those cold nights. Comes in a little Christmas bag!
2. Stage Hand Clothes: A set of entirely black clothing, including extremely quiet black sneakers. Meant to help you move silently and unseen in the dark.
3. Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
4. Star: A diamond-encrusted star with a pearl in the center. Can be worn in single or in multiples-and if you have all 27 you can make them into a diadem for your hair!
5. Target Practice: A target from a shooting range. This one depicts a figure wearing a tall hat of some sort. There's a bullet hole through the head.
6. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
7. Red Vines: Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?!
8. Old-timey Radio: A radio with a retro exterior but state-of-the-art technology inside. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work.
9. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
10. Popcorn: Freshly, warm and smelling delicious. It's absolutely edible, but a little oversalted.

[employeeoftheyear]

Maya 5 comments = 1 coin
Angus - 10 comments = 2 coins
Eurydice - 5 comments = 1 coin
Janis - 10 comments = 2 coins
Orpheus - 5 comments = 1 coin
Orpheus - 5 comments = 1 coin
Per - 10 comments = 2 coins
Angus - 5 comments = 1 coin
Per -15 comments = 3 coins
Maya - 5 comments = 1 coin
Orpheus - 5 comments = 1 coin
Maya - 10 comments = 2 coins
Angus - 10 comments = 2 coins
Cass - 5 comments = 1 coin
Eurydice - 5 comments = 1 coin
Elle + tl - 10 comments = 2 coins
Discord - 5 comments = 1 coin
Cass - 5 comments = 1 coin
Farrah - 5 comments = 1 coin
Salieri - 15 comments + song = 4 coins
Weeeeeed - 60 comments = 12 coins (i'm sorry)

Total: 43 coins

[brokeforgood]

Salieri - 15 comments - 3 coins
Janis - 10 comments - 2 coins
Peregrine - 10 comments - 2 coins
Angus - 5 comments - 1 coin
Maya - 5 comments - 1 coin
Salieri - 20 comments - 4 coins

Total: 13 coins

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Efron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. He's wearing a Wildcats uniform.
2. Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.
3. Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
4. The Whole Being Clothed Thing: A long coat with vertical black-and-white stripes! It's covered in moss and smells kinda grody.
5. Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.
6. Slushie: A bright red slushie. It'd be a shame if this got on anything.
7. Maple-Glazed Donut: Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.
8. The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".
9. Flannel: It's a pink flannel! How comfy and warm!
10. Doll: A fancy, well-dressed porcelain doll. It's not quite new, but appears to have been well-loved.

why, though

[stagemanagers]

1. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms!
2. The Lizards of Oz: A terrarium for all your fuckin' lizards. It's decorated with an Emerald City theme!
3. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.
4. Star: A diamond-encrusted star with a pearl in the center. Can be worn in single or in multiples-and if you have all 27 you can make them into a diadem for your hair!
5. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
6. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl!
7. Absolut Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
8. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
9. Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.
10. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
11. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
12. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
13. French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
14. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
15. A Little Glass Vial: A little glass vial? A little glass vial!
16. Green Puppet: A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person.
17. The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
18. 76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.
19. Razor: A silver straight razor. While it looks extremely real, trying to slice throats will only yield plastic burns.
20. Prop Deer: A life-sized, fake deer. A dark aura lurks behind its plastic eyes.
21. Police Hat: A large bicorne hat. It's pretty cool
22. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
23. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
24. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
25. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
26. The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive.
27. Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
28. Deep Dish Blueberry Bacon Pie: A thick blueberry pie topped with crumpled with candied bacon on top. It's surprisingly delicious.
29. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
30. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
31. Cologne: A fine French cologne with an irresistible, masculine scent.
32. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
33. The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
34. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all.
35. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
36. Pom-poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
37. Dancer's Belt: When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.
38. Pink's Flowers: A bouquet of pink hollyhocks! Fresh from the garden.
39. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".
40. Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of blackberry. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.

well now this is just enabling

[stagemanagers]

1. Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.
2. Souvenir Tumbler: A glass tumbler with a logo etched on the outside.
3. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.
4. Black Coffee: Get your cup of roasted coffee, your morning cup of Joey~.
5. Pom-poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
6. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
7. Bud Light Straw-ber-ita: It’s a margarita in a can! Made from bud-lite. Not super tasty, but it’s got an 8% alcohol content. A favorite of underage drinkers.
8. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
9. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all.
10. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
11. Kakia-brand Cigarettes: A mostly empty pack of the most popular brand of cigarettes in the City. They smell like nicotine and regret and even worse when they’re lit.
12. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
13. Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
2. Prop Deer: A life-sized, fake deer. A dark aura lurks behind its plastic eyes.
3. Golden Slippers: The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them.
4. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
5. Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
6. Red Rose: A single red rose, such as one might offer as a token of love.
7. Sparkling Cider: Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles.
8. Etincelle de Fierté: A elegant longsword.

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Cologne: A fine French cologne with an irresistible, masculine scent.
2. Duct Tape: This thick silver tape is the key to holding together any show!
3. A Brick: It's just a brick. But if you get enough of them, you could make a castle out of this.
4. Contract: A contract written in some kind of dull brown ink, it states that Winslow Leach will finish his Faust for a person named Swan, on the condition that a woman named Phoenix is the lead.
5. Black Mask: A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
6. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".

[defyingfrigidity]

Maya = 5 comments (1 coin)
Cass = 10 comments (2 coins)
Cass = 5 comments (1 coin)
Orpheus = 10 comments (2 coins)
Spongebob = 5 comments (1 coin)
Peregrine = 5 comments (1 coin)
Janis+Elle+Cass = 10 comments (1 coin)
Maya = 5 comments (1 coin)
Angus = 5 comments (1 coin)

whymst

[stagemanagers]

1. French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
2. French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.
3. Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
4. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
5. Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of saltwater taffy. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
6. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl!
7. Stage Hand Clothes: A set of entirely black clothing, including extremely quiet black sneakers. Meant to help you move silently and unseen in the dark.
8. Tap Shoes: A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all!
9. I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.
10. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. Actually Benji is basically the funeral home now I guess.
11. Star Button: A pin that looks like it’s meant to be attached to something on a jacket. It’s made of metal and embossed with a star shape.
12. Nasty Patty: Uh… maybe you shouldn’t eat this, just looking at this makes you gag, much less the smell
13. Krabby Patty: ~The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here~!
14. Souvenir Tumbler: A glass tumbler with a logo etched on the outside.
15. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
16. Sandbag: A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.
17. Harmonica: A silver harmonica.
18. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
19. Cookie Cat: HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND!!!
20. Oklahoma Snowglobe: A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "
21. Red Vines: Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?!
22. Turn Off The Lawsuit: A plastic neck brace with a an almost illegible signature starting with a "P" (but maybe an "R") scribbled on it in black sharpie.
23. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
24. A Law Textbook: Well worn and marked up in sparkly pink gel pen!
25. Opera Glasses: A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.
26. Precure Trading Card Candy: Oh, hey, it's one of those little packs of candy with trading cards of whoever all these people are in them. You might even get a holofoil!
27. Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them.
28. Deep Dish Blueberry Bacon Pie: A thick blueberry pie topped with crumpled with candied bacon on top. It's surprisingly delicious.
29. Sandbag: A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.
30. Coca-cola: An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty!
31. Stage Hand Clothes: A set of entirely black clothing, including extremely quiet black sneakers. Meant to help you move silently and unseen in the dark.
32. Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.
33. Pheasant: Cooked to perfection for a Queen-- still on the bone.
34. Engagement Ring: A shimmering diamond ring! Actually, it's cubic zirconium.
35. Stuffed Rabbit: Aw, look how...cute? Available in a variety of colors.
36. Deep Dish Blueberry Bacon Pie: A thick blueberry pie topped with crumpled with candied bacon on top. It's surprisingly delicious.
37. Faust: Sheet music for a cantata of Faust.
38. Opera Glasses: A pair of old-fashioned opera glasses, like little binoculars with a stick. They look antique, but still work well.
39. Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
40. A Little Glass Vial: A little glass vial? A little glass vial!
41. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
42. Peanut Butter Sandwich: A peanut-butter sandwich. Hope you aren't allergic
43. Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this.
2. The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence.
3. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
4. Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.
5. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!
6. Beans: A leather pouch with four beans inside. They don't seem to do much.
7. The Lyin' King: A soft lion-skin rug. Take a load off, have a nap, watch out for wildebeests.
8. Love Letters: A collection of love letters addressed to Mrs. Eliza Hamilton and signed A. Ham. Some of them are burnt around the edges or beyond readability but the ones that are readable are many pages long, dated over many years, and full of sweeping love declarations.
9. B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?
10. Box of Macarons: Perfect for sharing with friends!
11. Bandage Wrap: A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.
12. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms!
13. Compact: A small compact mirror for applying makeup on the go. This will always help you look your best!

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
2. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
3. Kinky Boots: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you.
4. A Brick: It's just a brick. But if you get enough of them, you could make a castle out of this.
5. Magical Mister Mistoffelees: A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".
6. Snowgie: A tiny snowman with two coal eyes and stubby little feet, yet no arms. It can fit in the palm of a hand, and is very much alive. Doesn't seem to melt, though, so that's good!
7. Krabby Patty: ~The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here~!
8. Sparkling Cider: Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles.
9. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
10. Roses: A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.
11. Golden Slippers: The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them.

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Cookie Cat: HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND!!!
2. Red Vines: Share one with your new best friend. Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?!
3. Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!
4. Golden Slippers: The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them.
5. Hair Flower: A bright pink flower hair pin.
6. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
7. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
8. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.
9. Loaf of Bread: A loaf of French bread. Worth nineteen years of hard labor!
10. Turn Off the Lawsuit: A plastic neck brace with a an almost illegible signature starting with a "P" (but maybe an "R") scribbled on it in black sharpie.
11. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
12. Sonic the Hedgehog Plush: An almost life size plush of Sega's famous mascot. The kind of plush you'd win at an arcade... or be given if you were voted the Sega Staff Image Girl.
13. Men's Suit - An expertly-tailored pinstriped charcoal grey suit, similar to those worn by lawyers, except this one comes with red pinstripes and matching pocket square. The pinstripes look like they sparkle when the light hits them right.
14. Krabby Patty: ~The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here~!
15. Tom Jones Cutout: Place him in front of a mic for an instant guest performer. Warm the audience up with a beautiful recording of "Delilah"!
16. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
17. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all.
18. Mama's Lunch: A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.
19. Slushie: A bright red slushie. It'd be a shame if this got on anything.
20. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
21. Raoul's Top Hat: A shiny black top hat. Looks expensive!
22. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Black Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.
2. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
3. Jacket: A jacket heavily modified with paint and patches in a seemingly random but very thorough sort of way. Perfect for an artistic sort of girl!
4. Old-Timey Radio: A radio with a retro exterior but state-of-the-art technology inside. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work.
5. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
6. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
7. Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!
8. Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home.
9. Everlasting Gobstopper: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.
10. Enchanted Rose: A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.
11. Gershwin Groundhogs Mascot Suit: A mascot suit for those of you who have always wondered what it's like to predict the weather. It's old, a bit musty and threadbare in a few places but comes with a full body suit and mascot head. One size fits all.
12. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
13. Turn Off The Lawsuit: A plastic neck brace with a an almost illegible signature starting with a "P" (but maybe an "R") scribbled on it in black sharpie.
14. Gershwin Groundhogs Cheerleading Uniform: A green-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the Gershwin Groundhogs logo. Represent Gershwin High School Academy University with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom-poms!
15. Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".
16. Rainbow Fantasy Jacket: A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...
17. Pheasant: Cooked to perfection for a Queen-- still on the bone.
18. Kakia-brand Cigarettes: A mostly empty pack of the most popular brand of cigarettes in the City. They smell like nicotine and regret and even worse when they’re lit.
19. Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
20. Crown: A golden crown fit for a king! It's made of plastic, but it would look good on a stage.
21. A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.
22. Carmine Heifer: IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!
23. Loaf of Bread: A loaf of French bread. Worth nineteen years of hard labor!
24. Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.
25. Police Letter: A letter addressed to Inspector Javert. It says that Jean Valjean has turned himself in.
26. Mountain Dew Red: Hey, wasn't this discontinued? Where'd this come from, the back room of Spencer's?
27. Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it.
28. Fake Mustache: A black fake mustache, perfect for stalking the girl you love.

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Fish: It's a dead fish.
2. Red Wig: A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
3. Trumpet: It's a trumpet. Luckily, there's only one.
4. Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of mango. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.
5. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
6. Pheasant: Cooked to perfection for a Queen-- still on the bone.
7. Green Puppet: A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person.
8. Silver Candlesticks: A pair of well-polished silver candlesticks.
9. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
10. Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!
11. Dinosaur Suit: A full-body set of dinosaur pajamas made of the cheapest possible green velvet. It might have lice but when you take it off you miss it and feel a need to put it back on. [DISCLAIMER: Pajamas do not actually contain lice.]
12. Milky White: The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.
13. Efron Poster: A framed poster of Zac Efron. He's wearing a Wildcats uniform.
14. Cubed Trousers: A pair of inexplicably square pants.
15. Bottled Water: Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.
16. Stuffed Rabbit: Aw, look how...cute? Available in a variety of colors. This one is grey!
17. Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!
18. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
19. Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.
20. Harmonica: A silver harmonica.
21. Sprite: A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!
22. Cheerleading Uniform:An orange-and-white cheerleading uniform, emblazoned with the mighty Tigers logo. Represent Giles Cory High with your favorite team! Amazingly, this fits whoever pulls it. It even comes with pom poms!
23. Cologne: A fine French cologne with an irresistible, masculine scent.
24. Snowgie: A tiny snowman with two coal eyes and stubby little feet, yet no arms. It can fit in the palm of a hand, and is very much alive. Doesn't seem to melt, though, so that's good!
25. 76 Trombones: Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.
26. Letter: A letter, dated 1804, ends with "The consolations of Religion, my beloved, can alone support you; and these you have a right to enjoy. Fly to the bosom of your God and be comforted. With my last idea; I shall cherish the sweet hope of meeting you in a better world. Adieu best of wives and best of Women. Embrace all my darling Children for me.”

CONGRATULATIONS

[stagemanagers]

1. Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
2. Green Glasses: A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, it's all grand and it's all green!
3. Cafe Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
4. Singing Ginseng Tea : Ginseng tea that really sings! Don't let the tea bags fly away.
5. Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves.
6. Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.
7. The Lizards of Oz: A terrarium for all your fuckin' lizards. It's decorated with an Emerald City theme!
8. Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
9. Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!
10. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
11. Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.
12. Deer Skin: Nothing like a recently removed deer skin to make you really feel like you’re roughing it.
13. Box of Macarons: Perfect for sharing with friends!
14. The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
15. B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?
16. A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.
17. Ruby Slippers: A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.
18. Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
19. Shackles: A pair of worn iron shackles. They're very heavy, but there's no key to lock them with.
20. Chocolate Chip Cookie: Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
21. Old Deuteronomy: A cream-colored cat plush. It has a disturbingly human-looking face and hands. The tag around it's neck says "Old Deuteronomy".
22. Striped Coralroot: A potted flower. It can't give you any answers.
23. Sparkling Cider: Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles.
24. A Sunday Afternoon: A painting of a peaceful Sunday afternoon in the park. The brushwork on the peoples' hats is particularly impressive.
25. Masque of the Opera Ghost: A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you.
26. Signal Flare: A flare gun loaded with a single flare. It is labelled "Property of Whitetail Sherriff's Dept".
27. The Whole Being Clothed Thing: A long coat with vertical black-and-white stripes! It's covered in moss and smells kinda grody.
28. Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.
29. Loaf of Bread: A loaf of French bread. Worth nineteen years of hard labor!
30. Striped Scarf: A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian.
31. Grammy: A small medal on a pedestal. Congratulations; you've won!
32. 76 Trombones: FUCKING RIP IN HELL I GUESS DAMN!!!